gorflorkinson

its when your penis gets stuck in a soda can

kyle: damn bro did you hear about daniels act of gorflorkinson

bob: yeah

by mike or ike December 9, 2023

gorflorkinson

when you accidentally get your cock stuck in a can of soda

tyler: you heard he did some gorflorkinson over the weekend

bob: damn bro

by mike or ike January 5, 2024

Goyflix

That woke TV/Movie/Internet content filled with nothing but globohomo programming agenda like faggots, wimpy White males, strong womyn, troons, black gods and sweet nice jews. Basically the woke actualization of Edward Bernays' propaganda in images.

Wojak: Hey Chad, have you watched latest Marvel flick? It's socio-normative deconstructive yet harnessing the foundation of positive chaos.
Chad: Dude, today's Disney, Netflix and all Hollywood are nothing but goyflix. Woke garbage to brainwash the masses. I'd rather read a pre-1950 book. Begone !

Wojak: Waaaa, you hurted muh feelingz !

by xythras January 29, 2024

Goofle

Goofle is a charming portmanteau blending "Goofy" with "Woofle," capturing the essence of dogs who exhibit endearingly silly and adorable behavior. It evokes the playful spirit and fluffy charm of our furry friends.

Plural: Goofles

Singular
OMG you're such a little Goofle!

I can't go out for drinks after work, I must get back to my Goofle.

Plural
Ohhh I just adore my goofles. I love going for long walks with them.

by nadine_b March 20, 2024

Gorflank

Used to describe a absolute chad of a midget with dark hair and a huge cock, can also be used to describe a dirty fucking ginger so use it wisely.

" Look at that fucking hunk of a Gorflank over there."

by BigTman69 April 17, 2024

goyflix

The attempt of the post-WW2 world order to demoralize the general populace through movie media by means of denigrating beauty, the nuclear family, religion, virtues, and other societal values.

Justin: I just finished watching Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and I loved it!
Matt: You know that movie is goyflix, right?

by Chad Thundersausage May 4, 2024

Göttl

A beefed out sexy man with domination kinks and mommy issues.

Have you seen that milf over there a Göttl would surely suck her toes!

by Obama Prime June 16, 2024