GOOGLE

a tool for finding resources on the World Wide Web.
Google searches more sites more quickly, delivering the most relevant results on the World Wide Web
Google does not sell placement within the results themselves and no one can buy a particular or higher placement which provides an easy and effective way to find high-quality websites that contain information relevant to your search.

It is the most use search engine in North America to date and with it's global effort is becoming accessible to more people in their native languages and with updates for Google Apps and customizable package of hosted communication and collaboration applications for businesses, schools, and other organizations is quickly becoming a must have item and a house hold name.
"What dose that word mean? I'll just "Google it"
"I'll Google How do to smuggle my way into North-America,"
"I have checked a dozen lyrics sites and googled over and over again"
"Don't get a private investigator, google them and you will find them"
"If you Built Google, they will come"

by C2theE June 12, 2008
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You dumbass you don't know what google is? Bish, you just used it to search urban dictionary you crusty musty yellow busty crap.
Dumbass: hey what's google

Friend: you dumbass, no wonder why you searched this up
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A “pick me” girl that doesn’t know the struggles of stuttering.
Google needs to stfu.
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The 2nd fastest browser(microsoft edge - fastest claimed by themself, but it sucks) but the most optimized browser for all os. However in 2022, It's one of the worst optimized browser if you download the default version, using way too much ram and cpu when running with multiple tabs. Google also have many privacy issues.
Use Brave(a more optimized version of google with the support of duckduckgo as private browser) or Opera GX with ram control and a free VPN(that is always broken).
*oh and u can use duckduckgo alone, it's not a bad browser compared to google, it keeps u privacy unlike google*

trust me, frick chrome and use a good browser.
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A search engine that says you have cancer if you search up why I have a headache
Bob: *Uses Google to search up why he has a headache*
Google: *Says he has cancer and diabetes*
Bob: "WTF"
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An all- knowing/omniscient being that lives in the cloud and acts as the clouds gatekeeper. You can ask anything, and Google will answer. Just make sure you start your prayers with the words "Ok Google".
Person A: Google knows everything about you, and loves you, and wants to build a personal relationship with you.

Person B: Google just wants your money.
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A liberal shit hole site and company
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