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GOOGLE

a tool for finding resources on the World Wide Web.
Google searches more sites more quickly, delivering the most relevant results on the World Wide Web
Google does not sell placement within the results themselves and no one can buy a particular or higher placement which provides an easy and effective way to find high-quality websites that contain information relevant to your search.

It is the most use search engine in North America to date and with it's global effort is becoming accessible to more people in their native languages and with updates for Google Apps and customizable package of hosted communication and collaboration applications for businesses, schools, and other organizations is quickly becoming a must have item and a house hold name.
"What dose that word mean? I'll just "Google it"
"I'll Google How do to smuggle my way into North-America,"
"I have checked a dozen lyrics sites and googled over and over again"
"Don't get a private investigator, google them and you will find them"
"If you Built Google, they will come"
by C2theE June 12, 2008
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An all- knowing/omniscient being that lives in the cloud and acts as the clouds gatekeeper. You can ask anything, and Google will answer. Just make sure you start your prayers with the words "Ok Google".
Person A: Google knows everything about you, and loves you, and wants to build a personal relationship with you.

Person B: Google just wants your money.
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Just Search in Google Dumbass
Bing:Google Sucks So Ye Lets demonitize them by puttin Pr0n in there
Google:You already have Pr0n anyways.
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You dumbass you don't know what google is? Bish, you just used it to search urban dictionary you crusty musty yellow busty crap.
Dumbass: hey what's google

Friend: you dumbass, no wonder why you searched this up
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A “pick me” girl that doesn’t know the struggles of stuttering.
Google needs to stfu.
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A group of retarded bitches composed of the worst people on Earth. From unethical labor to privacy infringement to monopoly to unauthorized data collection, this evil organization excels at everything like these mentioned above.
Expel Google from your life!
A: Google Chrome is convenient, isn't it? I just linked my credit card, phone number, ID card and drivers' license to Google!
B: * pulls gun * omae wa mou shindeiru
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A search engine that says you have cancer if you search up why I have a headache
Bob: *Uses Google to search up why he has a headache*
Google: *Says he has cancer and diabetes*
Bob: "WTF"
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