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gooch

Any employee of Whole Foods Market, coined after their pay stub heading "Mrs Gooch Natural Foods Mkt Inc." Also a fitting title for any employee of any company who's told he's fortunate to have such a great job at such a great company by management or handlers within any such two faced, new age, politically correct corporation.
Yo what up, gooch!? Still slinging bullshit at the Food Hole?

Look at those fucking gooches going to the master's house to lick gooch and smile.
by bindle_Stiff September 18, 2014
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gooch

Gooch, Graham: retired English crickter. Played for Essex CCC (1973-2000) and England (1975-1995), both of which he captained. Prolific run scorer.
Test batting average: 42.58
First-class batting average: 49.01
Q: Mate, who's the best English batsman of the past twenty years?
A: It's gotta be Gooch
by Mr P Bateman September 13, 2005
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gooch

A guy's gooch is the area between his asshole and his nut-sack with an intoxicating smell that gives an instant boner to some guys.
I like to smell Matt's gooch when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner -- I sometimes call him "Gooch" as a nickname!
by USAF Cadet May 17, 2021
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gooch

the useless piece of skin between a mans ball sack and anus, funnily enough I once went out with a 'gooch' and yeah that just about sums him up
"after sucking my nuts she tickled my gooch with her tongue as she moved closer to my shaft"
by Antje Habedank December 28, 2005
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gooch

Name of an infamous manchester gang who hail from the alexandra park estate in moss side
they originaly hung around on a street called gooch close which the council renamed westerling way to disascociate it with the gang
"Yo fuck them gooch boys im reppin L$C"
by motopete April 10, 2007
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gooch

someone who arrives at a party and eats all of the food without bringing anything himself
Don't invite Sam, he's such a gooch!
by theRealHongKong February 4, 2016
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gooching

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.
I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.
by Jack Mehoff May 3, 2005
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