gobshite

Someone that get's confused by the following joke:
Q: How do you confuse a Gobshite?
A: Parrot

Tina you're a gobshite

by cathalmsg September 8, 2006

gobstoppers

tiny dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm black.

nigga that asian has a gobstopper!

by Alexandra April 2, 2005

Gobshite

Non-descript thing. Can be substituted for any object. Slang.

"I don't give a flying gobshite!"
"I'll bet you ten gobshites..."
"Suck my gobshite"

by El April 1, 2005

Everlasting Gobstopper

The cock, penis, wang, meat stick, gut pounder.

"Mr. jackson, what are you doing?"
"tasting your Everlasting Gobstopper"

by Jacob The Awsomest September 2, 2005

gobshite

a goblin's shite

hey watch you don't step in that-" "awh unlucky man, i told you not to step in that gobshite

by CSG3 June 1, 2011

gobshite

a person who annoys you in a lesson, most commonly in a business studies lesson

Adriano, stop being such a gobshite!!

by Michael Bell January 17, 2007

gobswaddle

To enclose something in the mouth.

1) Dude! Let's go to the store and gobswaddle some items past security.

2) I'm totally going to gobswaddle some pizza when I get home.

3) The farmer gobswaddled the penis of his prize bull in front of his wife and a a number of sheep.

by Anonymous Vomitus July 6, 2010