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gloaming

Both gloating and beaming at the same time; when a person's expression reveals both beaming in self-pride and gloating in an 'I-told-you-so' manner over the same subject.
Lt.Col Samuels watched the team carry out his attack plan, gloaming in General Hammond's direction the whole time. He thinks he's so smart, and doesn't realize he's screwing over the whole world. (Stargate SG-1, season 2 episode 1)
by The Reaver of Darkness January 26, 2012
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Glooping

The art of being an asshole and a simp on League of Legends.
Don't glooping omg

Bro I'm just peepee mid
by Phasio February 22, 2021
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Glooping

Glooping refers to when you are just a slime, a lump of meat that just went limp. You can still move in this state but all your bones will be gone in order to gloop.
Tod: Hey James, me and Jenna are gonna go glooping together, wanna join us?
James: Fuck yeah dude!
by anonymous March 27, 2023
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Glooping

When a mans anal mucus lands on the floor and he slides around on his ass like a snail
Todd to Ed: “man i was glooping so hard last night i had to get the mop out before my mom came home”
by Hotdogslime January 21, 2024
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Glooming

when me and my boys have a group goon and edge session and whoever ends their edging streak first much give a blowy blowy to the nearest lad in the group for as long as possible. 🤫
"Chris just lost in out "Glooming" session and have to give jack the sloppiest toppiest blowey blowey of all time."
by wombattington February 26, 2024
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Glomping

A two-person act where one person rips a hamster to death limb by limb, then shoves every disassembled piece of the hamster up their anus. Then, they squat over their partner’s face and push the hamster limbs out of their anus, into the partner’s mouth.
“Since when did u have a hamster dude?”
“Oh I actually have a few. I’m big into glomping nowadays.”
by Todd Kugel April 3, 2024
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grooming excuse

Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.

These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?

Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
by WineBusProf February 20, 2015
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