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a ghost

The urge to take a massive shit but as you sit on your throne however your dump is miniscule
"Awhh mate i went to the toilet to take a dump but it was just a ghost
by Tunky Gymlud February 2, 2015
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Ghost

A scary entity. Other names for a ghost are: Apparition, spectre. Usually a dead being coming back to haunt the living. Scary.
"AAA! IT'S A GHOST!"
by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020
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The Ghosting

The Sex position for when you and your friend switch places with the girl your fucking and you stand outside the window whilst waving
Mate do you wanna The Ghosting with this girl tonight.
by Le Soulo September 4, 2017
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ghosting

The act of fucking someone from behind, getting a mate to take over without the person noticing, then running outside and waving at them to scare the fuck outta them.
by Jimmy D May 18, 2003
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ghosting

Using the "invisible" option on an instant messenger service so that you can see everyone on your buddylist, but you don't show up on theirs.
I was ghosting on AIM last night because I didn't feel like talking to anyone but Sarah.
by Wendi September 3, 2006
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the ghost

Dude u have it totally wrong, however clever it may be, thats wack, neway the ghost is executed during masturbation, or the art of solo sex. It works better if u dont get off for a few days. Then when ur jerkin n ur gettin ready to come u grab a cleenex and throw it evenly over ur tool n when u come it flies up n looks like a ghost. Works better when u have more to give(cum more) this can be done through temporarily or eat alot of cellary the night before as this can increase ur load size dramaticly
person one: Dude all those nights of celbacy finally paid off last night when i did the ghost.
Person 2: oh yea, how high did it measure?
Person 1: I'm not quite sure, how high is ur ceiling dude, its still up there.....ZING
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Ghosting

The unanticipated break off of all communication to an intimate partner for no apparent reason.
Dom: I'm ghosting Hiba after i got what i wanted.
Rob: She should have known better.
by Pant0math April 7, 2019
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