German 

The hottest guy alive! No one hotter than him

German Come and f uck me 😮 💨😏

German by Whoislia February 23, 2022

German 

The easiest language in the world:

Zeug = things
Fahrzeug = Drive thing = car
Werkzeug = Work thing = tool
Grünzeug = Green thing = Plant
Flugzeug = Fly thing = Plane

The German accent is hard to get rid of.

German by EinsMalte September 20, 2022

German 

The most awkward, intricate, and fascinating people on the planet.

Germans, much like Americans, value technology and “new things”.

Germans, if you will, might be considered “emo” or “emotional”. Germans never fail to make a situation more poetic.

If I could describe him in one word, it would be German.

German by Queburst November 6, 2022

German 

An inferior way of speaking compared to "ooga booga? Ahh agaa doogoo". It originates from Germany and has way to many grammar rules.

"Ich kann nicht atmen"
"I don't speak German"

German by Bridgeon May 17, 2023

German 

A language with awful grammar but is actually quite beautiful.

German in german is Deutsch

German by Starryboi December 9, 2023

German 

South African slang for people who always want to smoke and drink other people's weed, cigarettes and drinks every single time without remorse.

Look at that German! Always looking for free smoke

German by Yomamaexbf June 7, 2024

[German] 

"No-one who speaks German can be that bad!" - Family Guy. GermanA language best spoken by men with deep crooked voices. What Shakespeare did in his spare time but in the end realized was a waste of time. A classic example of stupid peaople thinking long words make you sound smarter.

Adolf: "Ich bin einunddreistigsten jahre alt"

Jack: "STFUu German scum!

[German] by Tashman7 January 20, 2009