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The easiest language in the world:

Zeug = things
Fahrzeug = Drive thing = car
Werkzeug = Work thing = tool
Grünzeug = Green thing = Plant
Flugzeug = Fly thing = Plane
The German accent is hard to get rid of.
German by EinsMalte September 20, 2022
The most awkward, intricate, and fascinating people on the planet.

Germans, much like Americans, value technology and “new things”.

Germans, if you will, might be considered “emo” or “emotional”. Germans never fail to make a situation more poetic.
If I could describe him in one word, it would be German.
German by Queburst November 6, 2022
An inferior way of speaking compared to "ooga booga? Ahh agaa doogoo". It originates from Germany and has way to many grammar rules.
"Ich kann nicht atmen"
"I don't speak German"
German by Bridgeon May 17, 2023
A language with awful grammar but is actually quite beautiful.
German in german is Deutsch
German by Starryboi December 9, 2023
South African slang for people who always want to smoke and drink other people's weed, cigarettes and drinks every single time without remorse.
German by Yomamaexbf June 7, 2024

[German] 

"No-one who speaks German can be that bad!" - Family Guy. GermanA language best spoken by men with deep crooked voices. What Shakespeare did in his spare time but in the end realized was a waste of time. A classic example of stupid peaople thinking long words make you sound smarter.
Adolf: "Ich bin einunddreistigsten jahre alt"

Jack: "STFUu German scum!
[German] by Tashman7 January 20, 2009