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Ark:Genesis

Another shit add-on to an already shitty game with bugs and glitchy mechanics that make a played kill themselves or play fortnite
I don't fucking know I was just making a definition LMAO Ark:Genesis
by TheWither307 February 26, 2020
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Neon Genesis Evangelion

An anime people believe is "peak fiction" but is honestly really shit
James: have you watched Neon Genesis Evangelion
Jordan: No because it's not peak fiction and it sucks
by mad gamer boy December 4, 2021
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Neon Genesis Evangelion

1. Quite possibly the worst anime ever made...and that's saying something, since most anime sucks.
2. An anime show that involves a bunch of stupid kids who must defend the Earth against God (seriously...that's the story). God, for some reason, takes the forms of retarded dolls and geometric shapes to destroy Earth. Some say there is lots of symbolsim...but it really just plain sucks nuts...considering the fact that the creator was a depressive alcoholic and drug addict. No likeable characters (they actually get WORSE as the story progresses), and everyone dies in the end. The end itself is a crime against film making...you don't begin movies with 15 year old kids masturbating on other, comatose japanese 15 year olds...that's just wrong. People who think this is "teh gr8st anime 3var" have a pole up their ass or simply just can't get the fact that it contradicts itself over hundreds of times. People who watched this show and enjoyed it are the people who need to be sent to the front line during war.
I watch Neon Genesis Evangelion because I think it's symbollic!...At least I think it is...What's wrong with me?! I should kill myself for watching this absolute pile of shit. This show is meant for only 3 people...Pedophiles, Morons, and People Who have their Thumb Up their Ass! Which category am I?!...
by jose blanco April 21, 2005
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Genesis

The first book in the Bible. Contains some truths much to the angst of the angry edgy internet teenage atheists.

The Flood for example, did occur but wasn't a world wide flood and is believed, by some geologists, to be the flood that occurred by the rising Black Sea (also known as the Black Sea deluge hypothesis) whilst others attribute the story of the flood to the rising level of sea water after the Ice Age.

This, along with Hinduism and ancient Babylonian religion mentioning the flood story (with many similarities to the Genesis account) shows that there likely was a flood of some sort that a man and his family survived.
There are some truths in Genesis. Other parts of Genesis are symbolic.

Origen was a third century Christian who worked out that Genesis was metaphorical.

"For who that has understanding will suppose that the first and second and third day existed without a sun and moon and stars and that the first day was, as it were, also without a sky? I do not suppose that anyone doubts that these things figuratively indicate certain mysteries, the history having taken place in appearance and not literally." ~ Origen
by RationalTruth August 28, 2014
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Genesis

Genesis, an uncommon name. A Genesis is typically a bitch, but not just any bitch. A Genesis is a gay bitch who will steal both your man and Girl.

She also likes rubbing your thighs to comfort her depression.
“Genesis stop touching people without permission before you’re charged with sexual harassment!”
by MufasaIsAlive November 22, 2021
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Genesis

Genesis is the WORST person you could ever meet. Not even lying all she wants to do is fight

but any other genesis who’s reading this, your the best :) have a great day/and or night 😽💕
me and my friends: “oh it’s genesis.”
me and my friends to a different genesis: “hey genesis!!”
by maaarrr December 4, 2022
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Genesis

Genesis is the best person you will ever meet with her being sweet, lovable, nice, beautiful, pretty and friendly. You won't regret having/keeping her in your life. Shes just so kind and beautiful you will love her.
I love you Genesis
by GenesisLover March 7, 2023
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