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dirty gearshift 

when a man puts his penis in a womans ass like the nozzle of a gas pump, then urinates in her as if he was filling a car with gasoline. then he puts a dildo in her ass to act ass the gas cap. he then sits on her back while she crawls around making car noises and he moves his dick around like a gearshift.
yes! my girlfriend wants to do the dirty gearshift with me tonight! vroom vroom!
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Couch the gary 

What you say when gary needs to be couched.
Person 1: Where do you want to eat?
Person 2: Couch the gary more like
Couch the gary by Cloffen July 26, 2018

guilty gear 

The GOD of 2D fighters. Don't listen to the fuckers who say we only like it for it's graphics, the gameplay is ALL that matters.
Guilty Gear raped Street Fighter into the ground.
guilty gear by Diablo the Echidna October 5, 2003

Gary Numan 

Motorist afraid of the outside world. And afraid to use other forms of travel besides a car

From Gary Numan's famous song cars where he feels safest of all.
Stop being a Gary Numan and get on the bike!
Gary Numan by comehudder June 26, 2018

Gary Deucey 

A humorous term used to describe having to take a shit. A play on the name of the great actor Gary Busey.
I'll see you guys in about 15 minutes because I have an urgent meeting with Gary Deucey.

guilty gear 

A game developed by Arc System Works and Sammy, with a non-synthesised soundtrack and characters by Daisuke Ishiwatari. Beats Street Fighter and Tekken in terms of speed.
"Play Guilty Gear now or I will rip your nipples off!"
guilty gear by Psi November 3, 2003
A person with a large collection and knowledge about expensive, rare and authentic tactical/military gear.
If you need something, ask Mike, he's a complete geardo.
geardo by Mike "LoneWolf" December 15, 2006