gayro

a gayro is an even gayer version of an egro.
gayro's are usually found in very thick swamps, marshes, and the midwest.

Plural: Gayroes

Clevon: Fuck dammit man so many of those godamn gayroes here in Missouri.
Jebediah: Yeah.

by izaak h November 8, 2007

Gaytronizing

Explaining something in an equally gay and condescending way with all of the privilege of being a man and none of the responsibility.

“I’m sorry sweetie, who are you? I can’t remember your name and I’m pretty sure there aren’t supposed to be any irrelevant bitches at this table...”
“Jamie stop gaytronizing my new boyfriend”

by 50Queens December 29, 2018

Gastronomica

The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one's anus and farting it out to produce consecutive deep, full tones. >Warning the use of the gastronomica could cause a sudden need to crap.<

Jim Wilson can play his gastronomica like there's no tomorrow. 'Midnight Honkytonk Stroll' by Fecal Spectrum is awesome 'cause they use the gastronomica.
> Visit Jim and Fecal Spectrum at www.myspace.com/fecalspectrum <

by G. 'WonderBoy' B. December 17, 2008

gastromaniacal

Affected by an obsessive focus on a particular food.

More than once, his gastromaniacal zeal for hot dogs landed him in the dunny with the sharts.

by goodmanjm July 7, 2009

Gaystrogen

A medication for a gay men whose gayness is waning so that he may recapture or restrengthen that gayness.

Russ suddenly stopped acting gay. After taking gaystrogen, he was back to his old self again.

by Gay Gentleman March 10, 2010

gastrocasual

A restaurant with a serious attitude to the food ('gastronomy') and a casual feel to the physical space and aesthetics.

I am really engaged with the gastrocasual trend occurring on the Los Angeles dining scene. Serious restaurateurs are placing innovative menus into relaxed, casual spaces. The aesthetics are stylish but casual, reflecting the attire of the consumer. Diners and patrons no longer want to dress up to enjoy fine dining, and creative chefs and restaurateurs are responding with great food in a relaxed space.

by theDukeofLA March 27, 2011

Gastroms

The quantifiable magnitude of fart repulsiveness which includes odor amplitude, and duration. This is measured on a scale of 1-10.

Deuce's fart was so bad! It had to be like 9.2 gastroms! I could have sworn he shat himself.

by Cango April 2, 2011