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I Gambled and Lost

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.
by Colorado Bootman September 30, 2021
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Sutcliffe's Gamble

The mental weighing up made by any urban hooker before entering a strangers car or lorry.
Police Officer 1: What happened to this one then sarge?
Officer 2: Got in the wrong car lad.
1: So senseless...
2: Well. That's Sutcliffe's Gamble for you lad. Sometimes they win. Sometimes they lose.
by Dan Sutcliffe February 23, 2011
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is described by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as the best drink in existence. It was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, and is said that the effect is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
'Listen,' said Roosta urgently. 'You can kill a man, destroy his body, break his spirit, but only the effects of the Total Perspective Vortex can annihilate a man's soul! The tratment lasts seconds, but the effects last the rest of your life!'
"You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?" asked Zaphod sharply.
'This is worse.'
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.
by Catricious June 19, 2011
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Schwabing Canaring Garber

1.To be aweless, relentless, dauntless, valiant, and audacious.
2.Also means that you're "sick wit itt" and throw mad variations into it.
3.Also, can consist of a group of three people: Schwaber, Canarer, Garber.
Three guys (random names) are schwabing canaring garber's. And if you ain't shitting then get off the pot...
by Dwangerrr July 11, 2011
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Reddit's golden gamble

Making a bad meme that earns gold
Welcome back to "Reddit's golden gamble," the game show where you post the worst meme you can and see how much gold the audience awards you
And the daily winner of reddit's golden gamble goes to...
by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021
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garbear

a very cute person who is sometimes being mean. a nickname for garrett.
i've never met a garbear like u.
by yum February 22, 2005
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asian gamblers

a asian person addicted to gambling.
most likely at a casino multiple times in a month

usually stay up until 4am playing slots.
person;; "d00d i walked into the casino at 8am in the morning and all i saw were a bunch of asian gamblers"
by joyjoyjoyyy September 29, 2009
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