garification

Agreement on the plan of action by anyone with the name Gary.

Our plan has been run through the garification process.

by Idiotvillager October 9, 2017

garfield

a god forlorn beast, the building block and the destroyer of the multiverse. pastafarians fear him.

Garfield: i'm sorry jon arbuckle
jon : Garfield why n

by EgGeuua November 18, 2019

Garfield

A bitch that ate all the lasagna

"Garfield, you ate all of my lasagna *takes out flamethrower and lights him on fire*

by L0R1 December 9, 2020

Garfield Kart

The first ever game in the Garfield kart series. People still argue to this day that its the greatest game ever created because of its extensive and deep lore. Garfield Kart 1 was the first to reveal that lyman is absent from the game because of him actually being dead and his corpse is locked in Jim Davis´s basement. Garfield Kart has also had an amazing speed running community that is still active and running to this day. The much anticipated sequal to Garfield kart (Garfield Kart: Furious Racing) is not as lore extensive as its first outing but it still has a good story and a compelling and emotional moment at the end that made us all cry.

dude did you hear about the new theory matpat made on Garfield Kart? Yeah! but he got some things wrong like the odie dreaming theory.

by Milky Potato December 9, 2020

garfienky

To act or talk like Garfield

Why are you acting so garfienky ?

by 🥸 March 14, 2021

Garfield

When one coon fingers a tub of cheese poofs, then fingers a vagina.

“After watching a movie and snacking on cheese proofs, I gave Heather a Garfield.”

by TheRealJack69! April 10, 2022

garfink

An entitled tourist. Common behaviors of the garfink include disregarding local customs, exhibiting an attitude of superiority toward service workers, standing obstructively in the middle of walkways, driving aggressively, parking haphazardly, and wearing stupid looking hats.

Maine has way too many garfinks wandering around.

by huffingcats September 6, 2023