Glasg

Giggling Like A School Girl

HotTerDenU7: lol,you're soOoO funny
SexBody999: NO, say glasg!
HotTerDenU7: lol,whats glasg?
SexBody999: giggling like a school girl
HotTerDenU7: GLASG. oh-em-gee i<3 it

by Schoolgirl9 May 5, 2009

Glasgow

A City full of Pot smokin weegies. The are scum and are the runts of earth.

Those weegy fucks from Glasgow love giro day.

by Ploppp May 2, 2010

Glasgow Kiss

A punch to the face.

“The fuck? I ain’t ugly! Do you want a Glasgow Kiss?!”

by treyrjm March 4, 2020

glasgow

Glasgow is the worst city on the face of Europe. Spend days walking around cheap sales shops, being harrased by neds and stopping yourself from killing old ladies that hog the streets. Dont wander down any of the many sidestreets, you will never be see again. People here look angry all the time and generally hate life. Its no wonder. look where they live. Understanding their language is like trying to understand a pack of angry dogs. The river which Glasgow is on looks like a constant flow of sewage and the beautiful skyline is of council flats and cranes. NEVER go here. Infact NEVER visit scotland.

man one: hey lets go to glasgow
man two: excuse me?
man one: just kidding lets go somewhere actually worth visiting like London
man two: you almost had me there you bugger

by Glasgow Loather April 27, 2008

Glasgow Smile

Two-razor blades taped at one end, with a matchstick stuck in the middle so the two blades seperate, to form a shape similar to this: <. The instrument is then used to slice the face of the victim, leaving thick, pasta-like strands of flesh, that will most definitly scar.

Dylan gave a Glasgow Smile to the stupid bitch.

by Dylan Lamb December 17, 2003

Glasgow Cobbler

Common sexual practise in the Glasgow area whereby two males (one or both of which may or may not be dead to begin with) have their mouths defecated in by a third before being strung up by the feet and decapitated. The third male then has sex with both severed heads while lying beneath the blood showers of the first two bodies.

Alan: Fancy a bum?

Christopher: No, sorry, I'm exhausted after I participated in a Glasgow Cobbler this morning.

by FUCKBANBURY September 21, 2009

glasgow

a person who sucks at life, and likes toms and chris,s

i was at work, and glasgow lost his salad.

by ass cow January 18, 2008