granola bar

The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing

I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.

by Rusty Shackleford November 21, 2004

Granola hoe

When you are a hoe, but you’re kind of a hippie or tumblr girl. Usually to describe tumblr or niche meme fashion that’s slightly grungy, baddie, and hipster. Or you might just like granola, who knows

Damn, I’m such a granola hoe on tumblr. I’m always thrifting for those flannels

by Sushi mom September 28, 2018

white granola

Preppy bitches

Those girls and there Starbucks are white granola.

by Sienarv December 18, 2015

Dan Get The Granola

A meme originating from Panic! At The Disco's week 5 tour recap video, in which Brendon Urie throws a tantrum and someone in the background shouts "Dan, get the granola" requesting the band's drummer Dan Pawlovich to get said granola.

Whilst derived from the video the creation of it as a meme is credited to Instagram user folieakenny.

Brendon: *wailing*
Kenny: Dan get the granola

by InfinityOnJay July 29, 2016

Crunchy Granola Bar

A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.

Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"

Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."

by deltacircle August 2, 2010

Granola Crunching Pacifist

A Granola Crunching Pacifist is a fancy term for “Hippie”

That guy is definitely a Granola Crunching Pacifist

by SNOWXILLA August 31, 2020

Granola Nut Cluster

Two or more vegan hippies rubbing penises and balls and testicles, and loving it mostly.

I just got another picture of a granola nut cluster. FML.

by PsychoB1tch2929 May 14, 2010