Grandpa's torpedo

An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.

I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008

Your Grandpa

A Slim Shadey wanta be, who drinks buttwiper, is obssessed with "Keeping with the Joneses", and is "A Legend in his own Mind"!

Your Grandpa thinks he knows his shit, but is realy an ID10T.

by Fook Yu April 13, 2004

lemonade grandpa

the act of urinating in an elderly homeless person’s shoe and throwing it at said homeless person. Often committed by Long Islanders traveling out of state.

Nicco just did a lemonade grandpa at the train station.

by Concerned Englishman March 24, 2023

GRANDPA DOUGLAS

Some random elder on the internet

Grandpa Douglas: I farted lol

by anonymous October 17, 2020

grandpa rant

When your grandpa or friend goes into a rant about something that you can't just walk away from so you're forced to listen to him until he finishes

Friend 1: Did I ever tell you about the time when--

Friend 2: If you go off into a grandpa rant, I'll punch you in the face.

by Deedjahkno December 29, 2007

Grandpa hand

When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.

I grandpa handed so hard yesterday.

by Spirit buffalo August 9, 2018

brandons grandpa

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"

Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!

by The almighty definer March 29, 2015