A male with this last name is very affectionate with ALL the ladies, is quite handsome, sweet, and funny, yet so humble and respectful, loves soccer with a burning passion, screams "GOOOOOOL!!!" at the top of his lungs rather often, is so Mexican he eats a shit ton of Tapatio with his tacos, is superbly intellectual/intelligent, has like 17 primos (cousins), sings corridos in the shower, wakes up to a rooster's "kikiriki" every morning, has many friends/acquaintances, and can be successful at anything he wants to.
In other words, he's just the PERFECT alpha male.
In other words, he's just the PERFECT alpha male.
Girl #1: Man, just look at that Gonzalez guy go. He's sooooo charming. I think I'm starting to like him.
Girl #2: Like him? I love him!!
Gonzalez: Morning, ladies!
(both girls faint in awe and fall backwards)
Girl #2: Like him? I love him!!
Gonzalez: Morning, ladies!
(both girls faint in awe and fall backwards)
by angel_MVP August 29, 2018
Get the Gonzalezmug. #1 captain of the sagelyn ship. gorgeous af. i'd let her run me over with an eighteen wheeler and say thank you.
by sagelynshoe February 14, 2021
Get the Humberly Gonzalezmug. by JonathanGonzalez April 17, 2024
Get the Jonathan Gonzalezmug. Usually the name of a boy who is very loving a caring simply because of the fact that they may have been hurt very badly at one point in their life. A Dominic is always shy at first when meeting a new person but with time they usually will show lots of emotion to their friends being funny on the spot or getting deep into thinking. In relationships a Dominic will be smart enough to be annoying to To other show how much love they have towards their other girls are lucky to have one in their life. And as a last note they do not take bull shit for an answer.
by Oldman July 3, 2018
Get the Dominic Lee Gonzalezmug. This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.
by Captain Cid January 31, 2025
Get the Meaty Gonzalezmug. by JonathanGonzalez April 11, 2024
Get the Jonathan Gonzalezmug. Beautiful smart girl that makes your heart melt. Someone you will go out of the way for no matter what. She a bit crazy but who ain’t. She gives you kisses and just looks so good in black
by Mialover42069 February 1, 2023
Get the Mia Jasmyn Gonzalezmug.