Junk goal

In Ice Hockey, any goal that enters the net that was deflected inadvertently, leading to a score by a player who didn't intend to score a goal. In video games, scoring a point or goal that would have entered the goal on it's own.
Holy Shit! He scored a junk goal with his ass! Ass goal, ass goal! - "Goon" - 2009
by Doombot! August 12, 2015
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Notch Goals

When you really want to have sex with someone you always wanted to so you try to make that happen.
Damn i need to smash Erica, She's Notch Goals!
by donelflow March 24, 2022
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goal curse

When you're playing soccer and the team opposing you scores a goal and then another goal is scored a minute afterwards, usually by that same team.
Friend: Crap, the score was just 0-1, now it's 0-2!

You: goal curse
by reffin94:) April 28, 2013
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Squad Goals

When you want your entire team to have or accomplish something you find luxurious or fascinating.
Bro! Celebrity Dame got his team riding back to back in blue Lamborghini's, Squad Goals.
by CelebrityDame May 10, 2016
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Goal Post

A girl who constantly is sleeping around with people. Known as a goalpost because her legs are always up in the air.
Dude 1: "Do you think she is a virgin?"

Dude 2: "No dude, she's such a goal post. The whole football team has slept with her!"
by smokeybear9000 February 02, 2011
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Thomas Goal

A goal or point scored using no skill or massive amounts of luck. Usually very ugly.
"I can't believe we lost that game because of that shitty gay ass goal"

"Yeah, that one was a textbook Thomas goal"
by MagicBus October 22, 2009
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field goal

Two men stand up facing each other, their penises touching tip to tip. A third man stands adjacent to the other men. The third man then proceeds to beat off trying to shoot his load in between the other men who are essentially the posts thus completing the field goal.
"Hey Rick, wanna kick a field goal? Me and Bobby will be the posts."
by bobradio May 07, 2010
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