St. Gertrude's

Why doesn't everyone just shut up and stop insulting each other. Who cares who is prettier if you are all bitches. Try to be nice for once and get along.

Everyone is trying to make their school look better but just ends up looking more stupid.

by fedupwiththis January 31, 2005

Garty

A party in a garage - the perfect place to throw down.

I’m throwing a garty tomorrow, there will be garden tools, a lawn mower, and some soil, but it’s going to be a rager.

by mostachloe March 21, 2019

gerwyn

A word that describes a person that doesn’t perform menial tasks.

Sorry, i don't do gerwyns. Go bother one of the leppers.

by Les Battersby March 14, 2005

Gerry

germans and nazi's etc.

"Lets go shoot some Gerry's."

by Dyson January 4, 2004

gertruditis

Disease given by the terrible Gertrude

OH NO! I have gertruditis!!

by Jtjam946 November 14, 2016

Gertrude's Law

Based on Shakespeare's "Hamlet", this is an adaptation of "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." It can be used for when anti-homosexual priests get caught having sex with male escorts or, more generally, when somebody fights against a proclivity that they, themselves, engage in.

Ted Haggard got busted with a rent-a-boy! I guess it's another case of Gertrude's Law.

by neolojisms April 29, 2011

Gertie gapper

Slang term originally used for a large twat, or vagina, but also used as an expression for anything large or impressive.

The only thing he could say when he first saw the Grand Canyon was "Good God, what a "Gertie gapper"!

by teetiger October 20, 2008