Gandhiing

The act of lying to yourself, when hungry, with the aim of persuading yourself that you are not hungry, often whilst holding out for a meal.

A - "Dude, I'm so hungry!"

B - "Can you Gandhi 'till lunchtime?"

A - "Yeah, I think so, I'm usually pretty good at Gandhiing"

by Softface Joe December 16, 2008

Gandhi Warrior

1.) A chill person who likes to get really fucked up and go crazy. Also people that like to get super gandhi which means to get really fucked up all the time or on a regular basis.

Dude: Daammn dude you are so chill but get so crazy when you're really fucked up.

Dudes friend: Yup thats why they call me a Gandhi Warrior.

by lobo187 October 21, 2011

gandhi trip

when you fast for three days without sleep and then take shrooms

you guys want to gandhi trip?

Peter, do you die from not sleeping or from fasting?

"Gandhi didn't die from starvation"

"Nah he died from shrooms"

by ossum-o-possum June 23, 2014

Gandalf the green

Gandalf the green is a term used for a marijuana dealer that messages you notifying you that he has just got weed if you are looking for it when all other dealers have failed you.

Guy 1: "You get sorted?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, all my guys are sacked, you?"

Guy 1: "What do we do now?"

Guy 2: " We go home, you fool!"

Guy 2: "Oh... Wait"

Txt message: "I am Gandalf the green, and I can get you sorted now... at the turn of the tide."

by Santabae January 26, 2017

Gandhi

The man who ends Civilization runs. In the original, due to an underflow, where the number reaches its least number, and then goes to the max. Nukes everyone.

WHAT THE FUCK!!! GANDHI FUCKING NUKED ME! I WAS SO CLOSE TO FINISHING THE GAME! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?

by W E E N S U C C September 16, 2019

Gandalf's Hair Dye

When an old man with a very long grey beard braids his beard into braids and proceeds to shove the braided beard into a woman's asshole, leaves it in there for a few hours, and pulls it out, leaving his beard brown rather than grey.

Gandalf: my grey beard makes me look old
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished

by VirgilVanDijk4 May 4, 2020

Gandhi paradox

Gandhi paradox is a phenomenon referring to nuclear Gandhi from Sid Meier's Civilization. This paradox can be described as Gandhi who is so peaceful as he reaches a negative value of non-aggressivity and starts attacking everyone.
In other words, something is so good/bad that it reaches the point where it turns opposite.

My life is like Gandhi paradox. The older I get as a child, the happier I was. But when I reached the top I suddenly turned into depressed sh*t.

by DARG0N May 31, 2021