funk blaster 

The act of fucking a bitch and you shove some drumsticks up her rectal cavity while performing maggot brain by funkidelic on the drum set

I your mother a good funk blasting last night damn I'm a good funk blaster

funk blaster by Negroneus March 30, 2017

Funk Beds 

When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.

Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.

Funk Beds by schino20 May 31, 2018

funk master G 

Common nickname for Georgia.

Georgia: "Olin calls me Funk Master G and it bothers me"

funk master G by That's why they call me mister fahrenheit May 17, 2006

Funk Master C 

Not shaving your pits for weeks at a time and then going to the beach wearing a bikini.

Courtney pulled a funk master c today when we went to the beach.

Funk Master C by Justin May 13, 2005

Funk you 

the way to say fuck you when you have old churchy type ladies around

"funk you!"

Funk you by BillBo Bongins October 16, 2008

funk eliminator 

Like many other drugs used to relieve pain and sedate users for a comedown, Percocet is an opiate, in the same family as opium, morphine, and heroin. This means it can kill you with an overdose and is physiologically addictive, unlike pure MDMA. (Most Ecstasy is a mix of MDMA and amphetamine. Amphetamine can addict and kill, but usually not in Ecstasy doses.) Valium and marijuana have similar uses to Percocet and less addictive potential.

Yeah, Captain Comatose over there had some X and it was no big deal, but that "funk eliminator" fucked him right up...

funk eliminator by ShulginFan January 25, 2005

Funk Ninja 

Funk Ninja's also have an inhuman tolerance for alcohol.

14 beers, no phase.

Funk Ninja by Funky February 13, 2003