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Full Beard

Better than awesome; all out; extreme. An adjective used to describe making the most of a situation by any means necessary, such as fully capitalizing on every opportunity, having extremely good luck, using style and charm to get what you want, and turning any bad situation into a good one and any good situation into an incredible one.

The amount of facial hair referenced is directly proportionate to the quality and intensity of the situation and its outcomes. Beards can be referred to in terms of quantity (i.e., full beard, half beard, 5 o'clock shadow) or you can name the type of facial hair directly (i.e., full beard, goatee, fu man chu, handlebars, soul patch, etc.).

Here are some examples of famous people who are full beard (actual facial hair not required, but encouraged): Arnold Schwarzenegger, Clint Eastwood, The Most Interesting Man in the World (aka, the Dos Equis guy), Keith Richards, John McEnroe.
How was your night man? We went out full beard, 150%.
by full_beard June 26, 2010
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Full Eject

When a person's bladder and rectum are in such massive distress from holding their contents that the instant they sit on the toilet, all hell breaks loose from both orifices.
Jimmy: "I can't believe you ate 10 bean burritos and drank a 2-Liter of Mountain Dew!"

Robert: "Yeah, I was Mount St. Helens, man. By the time I got to the toilet...Full Eject!"
by Jimmy Walker March 11, 2007
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full hot

To be completely drunk.
Ay yo guys goin up docksidaz tonite and gettin full hot!
by johnny barnes June 13, 2008
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the full morty

Derived from the now familiar English term "the full monty" which references a man's full nakedness , "the full morty" best describes the well too familiar look of any man who is fully clothed in a velour or nylon jogging suit...
When Jerry visited his father at his Boca Raton condo, he noticed his father had adopted "the full morty " look....
by sheila in the car November 6, 2011
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full batshit

the now-reigning highest level of crazy
The Stable Genius went full batshit last night with his latest rage-tweet, this one about Jack tagging his lies as... drum roll... lies!
by hodags1966 May 29, 2020
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full monty

Doesn't necessarily mean to take off all your clothes. It just means the "whole thing" or going the "whole way" not stopping at a point.
by MoonKnight November 30, 2002
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Full Send

A term to describe full commitment to a dangerous or risky act
Jerry: yo, see that cliff over there? think I can clear it?
Joe: ye, full send.
by apatmood February 12, 2019
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