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Fucktard

Any and all of the fucking retarded douchebags that constitute half of America who, despite the fact that there is nobody in front of them, insist on going 10 to 20 miles an hour below the speed limit in the passing lane on the highway, blocking everyone behind them in traffic and creating gridlock. These hemorrhoids in everyone else's collective ass also slow down when you blink your lights to pass them, screwing you over even worse and will often then speed up along side you when you are forced to pass them on the right. People who cut you off when you're in the passing lane and in a hurry just to pull this shit are super fucktards and deserve to be beaten. People who stop at an intersection and wait 30 seconds to a minute to pull out when there is nobody else coming, but you're stuck behind them and then cop an attitude when you honk your horn are obnoxious fucktards as well and also deserve to be headbutted, kicked in the balls or punched in the face.
Goddamned fucktards going 20 below the speed limit in the passing lane! This country is going to hell, sooner or later these people are going to have to be shot or the rest of us are doomed, because these retards keep breeding like rabbits. Welcome to the fucking idiocracy.
by Mushroom Cloud Dropper November 21, 2009
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fucktard

George Bush is a fucktard.
by greyhaze December 28, 2005
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fucktard

n.
Any individual who utters the word fucktard.
"Jesus Christ, I'm such a fucktard."
by kelly November 6, 2004
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fucktard

a combination of the words fucking and retard
a fucktard is basically a stupid person who is mentally challenged, conversationally challened, technologically challened etc. they lack the ability to speak properly, comment sensibly, get dressed without help etc
some examples of well known fucktards are here
George bush
Madonna
Tony Blair
Eminem
50 cent
by tara05 January 1, 2006
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Fucktard

A fucktard is somebody who puts people's name in the urban dictionary and talks shit about them just because they've had bad experience with somebody who has the same name as other people who are completely different person from the cunt you had a bad experience with
Guy:yo I seen what you put on urban dictionary about Brian

Girl:but he broke my heart so all Brian's must be like that

Guy: you're a real fucktard you
by Don't be a fucktard June 13, 2019
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fucktard

when you are too lazy to say fucking retard... use FUCTARD
bob is such a fucktard
by prostar12345677 November 18, 2018
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Fucktard

When you fucking can't let people enjoy their brunch without fucking racing to fucking judge them but you fucking think that it's fucking acceptable for a fucking minority bitch to do so!!!
You're a fucktard!!!
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