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freshman fuckbag 

Noun.

The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.
Dave - "Hey man, did you meet any chicks at that party last night?"

Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."

Dave - "Gross, man."
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The Fresh Air of Bel-Prince 

Like no other air in the world. It smells of cabbies and brings back memories of playing b-ball outside of the school. Many tourists visit Bel-Prince in order to chill out, max, and relax, often stopping to enjoy it's world famous fresh air.

It is a citywide custom to throw witless, glasses-wearing, washed-up rappers out of one's house through the front door. Traditionally in Bel-Prince, youths are raised by their uncles and have terrible fathers. This spawned the famous phrase, "How come he don't want me, man?"

There is a giant gold statue of Alfonso Ribeiro in the lobby of Bel-Prince city hall.
"My number one reason for coming is the fresh air of Bel-Prince." - Sir Patrick Stewart

DOPE FRESH NATION 

Well you all came here to look because of BFVSGF right! Thumbs up PVPEEPS!!!!!! SSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
DOPE FRESH NATION

JESSE: DOPE

JEANA:FRESH

NYLAH & BAMBU:NATION

SANNNNNNNNNNNN

freshly fried frogs 

Australian slang. To tell a lie. A false statement deliberately presented as being true; a falsehood.
Much akin to telling 'porky pies'.
Titch: did you read the Sunday Times today?
Goose: yeah, about that razorback that was supposed to have been caught in W.A?
Titch: yeah. Narelle Towie was talking Freshly Fried Frogs from start to finish.

freshman herd 

During their first few weekends at college, freshmen will flock together in large packs (often as many as 10-20 people) and walk for miles desperately seeking parties and/or booze. We know we all did it, but it's still really funny to see.
- fifteen drunk and frightened-looking students walk by -
Ben: Check out the size of that freshman herd.
Donna: Hey, freshmen! You guys lost?
- Donna is joking, but they really are lost and are too embarrassed to ask for directions -
freshman herd by akilina August 4, 2010

Fleshy Pipeline 

The act of attaching multiple dicks and dildos to each other, extending the length for pleasure, only used among the dankest of faggots.
Yo, I had a fucking dope-ass orgy that used a Fleshy Pipeline at that college party.
Fleshy Pipeline by Oisz July 18, 2017

pet freshmen 

When you are a sophomore or a higher grade and you meet freshmen who are obvious that they are freshmen. The freshmen are like pets because they're not used to being in high school like the sophomores and upperclassmen have experienced.
girl 1: look at those freshmen sitting at our table.

girl 2: yeah but they're my pet freshmen
pet freshmen by look at that chick January 11, 2013