Frankenstein's Waffle

a really ugly dick

I was unzipping his pants, and then Frankenstein's Waffle popped out!

by blondemunchkin April 20, 2016

Frankenstein

verb. to thoroughly enjoy making something, but then realize you hate what you've made when you finish it.

Dude, I totally Frankensteined that painting I did last week. I might have to yeet that one.

by CertifiedSapphicSimp November 7, 2021

Frankensteined

Home made janky engineering to make something work.

Person 1 " So mate what did you do over the weekend"
Person 2 "Mate you won't guess, I frankensteined my iPod mini from 2004"
Person 1 (Face Palms)

by Glyndward October 18, 2021

The bride of Frankenstein

Bride of Frankenstein- When the male chokes the woman right as she’s about to cum then cums inside of her as she goes out and screams it’s alive when she wakes up she has no recollection that she has orgasmed.

I choked her to pass out and shot life into the bride of Frankenstein.

by Jo1390 July 23, 2021

Frankenstein pod

A Frankenstein Pod is when a fien ass foo runs out of juice to fill his vape so he must resort to scrapping the last bit out of old bottles of juice

"Yo can I hit ur nic"
"Yea but idk if you'd like it, its a Frankenstein pod"

by Fishmode99 August 23, 2021

Frankenstein's Monster

In reference to the fictional character in Mary Shelly's novel Frankenstein. What happens when you mention a thing you like (e.g. band, movie, etc...) to someone and they become a cult follower of said thing, taking it to the nth degree.

Clarence: I watched Fight Club with Nick yesterday and I think I've created a Frankenstein's Monster; now all he wants to do is fistfight people and pretend he's got split personality disorder.

Joe: Dammit, is that why he hit me in the ear just now!?

by Undercoverstoic September 4, 2013

Frankenstein Stocks

Refers to an investment strategy where declining stocks are assembled, akin to Victor Frankenstein combining different body parts for his creature. The term encompasses the concept of creating a portfolio from various declining stocks, with the metaphorical "lightning" representing external catalysts or stimuli that are anticipated to revive the value of the assembled assets.

Person A: "Have you heard of 'Frankenstein stocks' in investing?"
Person B: "No, what's that?"
Person A: "It's like picking declining stocks and hoping they come back to life, similar to how Victor Frankenstein put together different body parts for his monster."

by TheRandomStock January 20, 2024