foster family

A family that is willing to take in someone deprived of love or their own family. A group of people who treat an outsider as one of their own.

"My foster family took me out with them to do something as a family."

by Kathug1738 September 17, 2016

Fortean

1. A subject of the unexplained, unknown, paranormal, cryptozoology, ufology, or other related field. A subject that is considered Fortean is one that cannot be explained through known means.

2. One who studies and investigates the unexplained.

3. Of or relating to Charles Fort. The term is derived from the name Charles H. Fort, author of The Book of the Damned, New Lands, Lo!, and Wild Talents, who is widely regarded as the father of paranormal investigation.

As a Fortean I frequently investigate cases of hauntings, UFO sightings, and strange creates.

by The Unknown User December 22, 2008

foster's home for imaginary friends

The only thing that's keeping Cartoon Network alive, next to Camp Lazlo, which is mediocre.

Did you see Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends last night? Lol, Bloo's such an asshole.

by CheezNapkin21 November 10, 2006

Fowlerville

One big hick town with kids who like to think they're "gangsta" and from the "hood".

Also known as: Fowlertucky, Flowerville, and Hooterville.

"Look at the white kid acting like he's a gangsta. He must be from Fowlerville."

by luckyclover October 14, 2009

fostered

Similar to being tom sawyered. Being suckered into doing something which you originally thought was fun, only to turn out that what you are doing is indeed not fun.

"Come on, lets go chasing tornadoes. It'll be fun."

"No the last time you fostered me into chasing tornadoes I ended up in a mexican prison with a guy giving me a dirty sanchez."

by pylorns February 23, 2008

Fonted

When a web contributor pastes in content with font styling, overriding the existing fonts on the site. Often occurs when an author pastes in text from Microsoft Word, bringing along some trashy, multicolored Times New Roman.

Andy: Hey Jason, somebody fonted on your front page.
Jason: Oh disgusting!! VOM!
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(quiet cubicle farm)
Loud disembodied voice: WHO FONTED?!

by andyfowler August 21, 2008

Fosters felch

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).

That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009