Footer

a fat hooter, used to insult people who suck. originated in Herndon Middle School, by Sarah and Avery!

MR STAMES!! I CANT HANDLE THESE FOOTERS ANY LONGER! no offence to any of you...im sure your great people.

by sarahhhhhhhh! April 10, 2005

header footer

To headshot someone in the video game series "Halo tm."

"Holy shit I just fucking header footered that assclasp"
See assclasp.

by Apeshit monkey June 14, 2008

Fifty-footer

Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals ...

No way, that dood from the club was a total fifty-footer!

by moi October 15, 2003

Fooled by an Asian

When you're checking out a girl from behind only to have her turn around and have an ugly Asian face.

Damn, I just got Fooled by an Asian.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

five footer

a nasty ass bitch, who is five feet tall, and enjoys giving sloppy blowjobs in bathrooms, as well as other various sexual activities with anything that moves, including pickle tickling nerds in public places.

friend:
"don't tell me you fucked five footer again last night."
response:
"hey, i was mo high/drunk... and I made her call me Santa"

by Ben Galbraith January 9, 2006

froted

F.R.O.T.E.D.- first run of the day (pronounced fro-ted) is when you are snowboarding/skiing a trail that has not been skiid yet that day.

dude#1. dude we totaly froted this trail today!
dude#2 ya dude ur right!

by aakemp January 28, 2008

Fooled at First Sight

When you think a girl is really hot initially, but then you see other pictures of her that aren't as flattering. Your opinion of this girl deteriorates and you sometimes even question her beauty.

Also can be referred to as Fooled at First Boner.

"I used to think this girl was very hot, but after seeing unflattering Instagram pictures of her, I no longer think much of her in the looks department."

"Seems like you were fooled at first sight."

by Frozone1996 May 18, 2013