fml

What sad attention seeking emos say.
Fml - Fuck My Life.

Also known as 'Fuck My Llama'.

Main reason why they say it is for the attention; wishing for their life to be fucked is quite an extreme thing to say, far too extreme infact to be said because of not having any pens.

I know because this happened in school today...
Emo's friend: Hey Can I borrow a pen?
Emo: OMG Fuck My Life (fml) I left them at home!
by TxA. September 08, 2011
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FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)

Term used to describe ones enjoyment of having sexual intercourse with an older woman, a "cougar" perhaps. Not to be confused with the commonly used pharse to describe an unfortunate incident that has occured.
Gentleman 1: "Wow, that lady is a total MILF."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."
by Giggitygigants August 09, 2009
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lol fml

person 1: I have less homework, yay!
person 2: I have more homework lol fml.
by GamerTamer September 27, 2020
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fml

1. “f*ck me later,”
Usually used with couples or as a joke.

2. (outdated) “f*ck my life”
Used to depict anger or disappointment
1. “Hey babes, FML
2. “I hate this fml..”
by uwukittenz13749392 January 02, 2024
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FML

by Ajj08 February 02, 2021
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Fml

"I have a science test tomorrow fml!"
by 8-6 love him December 06, 2015
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Fml

My mom said I can’t go; FML !
by Lil Lovey July 13, 2021
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