Negative term used by countryfolk or other small-town citizens to describe non-native visitors that bring unwanted qualities of their hometown with them. It is often difficult for flatlanders to rid themselves of this label, even if they assimilate into the local culture.
This term can also be applied to a sudden and noticeable influx of non-native peoples into a larger town, state, or territory. These situations are often the result of a town/state/territory possessing natural beauty or resources.
This term can also be applied to a sudden and noticeable influx of non-native peoples into a larger town, state, or territory. These situations are often the result of a town/state/territory possessing natural beauty or resources.
Those goddamn flatlanders moved up from California to Oregon and ended up causing property taxes to rise.
by smalltowner April 22, 2010
Get the Flatlander mug.When you sit at a desk (i.e. school or office) and extend your arm out into the hallway, open handed, and "catch" the crotch of the person who is walking by, usually if they are on the phone or otherwise too distracted to realize what they are about to walk into.
I was on a conference call with corporate, and as I walked back to my cubicle, Dave totally venus flytrapped me while I was in mid sentence. Oh, that silly Dave!
by JiffyDub83 August 15, 2017
Get the Venus Flytrap mug.A one... "Mr. Clevelend" who created what I consider to be the single greatest gaming concept of all time.
by Jon McN. January 5, 2004
Get the flayra mug.Anyone who resides anywhere south of Maine, any area typically referred to as "Boston". Anyone driving a vehicle without a cracked windshield and working directionals. These people are typically middle class white folk from the suburbs of Boston, Hartford, NYC etc. Flatlanders are not to be confused with the masses of particular people streaming south from Quebec to Old Orchard Beach.
That flatlander from New Jersey just asked the mountain man, "At what age does a deer turn into a moose?"
The flatlander was standing there in cargo shorts and told the raft guide, "I can't go swimming right now, i don't have my bathing suit."
The flatlander was standing there in cargo shorts and told the raft guide, "I can't go swimming right now, i don't have my bathing suit."
by flatlander.0 July 27, 2013
Get the Flatlander mug.A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey. Hysterical? Me thinks so.
"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."
"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."
<sigh> "I know man, I know."
"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."
<sigh> "I know man, I know."
by BdazzL March 22, 2007
Get the penis flytrap mug.In a way - stupid person. BUT in other way - a genius with brillant ideas for overwhelming the world by conspirative music with secret messages. Also a good supporter of the REMURDER crew.
by remurderer July 30, 2008
Get the flatfaced mug.Looks like a pizza but made with flat bread, add sauce of choice and toppins(most commonly veggies and meat) top it of with your fav blend of cheese!
by AliciaJade April 11, 2008
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