Fernando Alonso.

A Two time World Drivers Champion, whose poor behaviour/rants distracts everyone from the fact that he is ACTUALLY a good driver. He is currently driving at Ferrari. He is only a handful of F1 drivers who can drive fast with somewhat difficult cars. An excuse for his two W.D.C's at Renault is that Michale Schumacer was old at Ferrari, but this is open to debate.

"Fernando Alonso."

Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?

Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...

Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(

by I_Got_Wood October 19, 2010

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Get the Fernando Alonso.mug.

Dirty Fernando

The act of telling underage girls that you can sneak them into the bar, while you are in uniform and on duty. For maximum sleaziness, tell them in front of their mothers.

Did you hear Everett pulled a Dirty Fernando yesterday out at the track.

by Silly Stan August 3, 2009

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Get the Dirty Fernandomug.

fernando sanchez

A variation of the dirty sanchez, but instead of wiping your finger on the upper lip, you wipe it on their teeth, making them have shitty breath for the rest of the day.

Did you eat a shit sandwich for lunch? No, I got a fernando sanchez!

by otisg March 5, 2008

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