Spaghetti Felcher

(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass

(modern) Consuming colon macaroni

I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you

by @ Pope Pesci XVII October 15, 2016

felch

to suck cum out of an ass whole,booty,bum,ass,bottom

rabbii felched his best mates brother in the shower while pulling him off,so did johny boy

by roger tims October 9, 2007

Felching

A hardcore gay sex act between homosexual males during which the top sucks out the semen he deposited into his partner's anus. Contrary to homophobic belief, the top generally refrains from performing such an act unless the bottom was well douched, the anus appears clean, and no lubricant (or edible lubricant) was used. Also note that felching is not a popular homosexual act as most gay men do not enjoy the taste of their own semen.

When Joey walked into the gym locker room, he couldn't help but get an erection after stumbling upon a beefy football jock felching out a hairy daddybear's tight butt.

by Horny Joey January 26, 2009

Goddamn fuckin' felcher

Someone very fuckin' bad, stronger than motherfucker.

You're dead shit,goddamn fuckin' felcher! When the fuck you gonna return ma motherfuckin' dough?

by English language professor November 14, 2007

felch

V. The act of sucking semen from an anus, typically another male's, and then either swallowing it, or kissing your partner and planting it in their mouths.

Dude, I really wanna felch. Get over here!

by Felcher March 13, 2005

felch

to lick out the cum you have just injected into someone's anus. Usually performed by gay men.

Rob took it upon himself to felch his gay lover.

by sp00ky May 13, 2004

Felcher

The sick art of ejaculating in an ass and sucking it out through a curly straw

James wrote a book on felching cos he is a felcher, 10 steps to a succesful felch

1.Curly straws are a must
2.Nice loose ass, more straws the better
3.Lots of jism
4. loosen up with some fist action
5.saliva is a vital source, spit on it
6. use your toungue
7.clear your throat for maximum enjoyment
8.Dont do it with your mum
9.Loosen up with your massive triceps like i have
10.Chug coke up your ass to get it just write

by Harry Mason March 4, 2007