fecal-Rembrandts

An mentally unstable artist who is especially talented, but due to his chosen medium (i.e. feces) will never be widely observed.

"Think of how many loonies will never be recognized because their art is made of blood and feces and is less enjoyable because of it. So many fecal-Rembrandts will die in obscurity." - singasongofsixpins

by DESIGNATION UNKNOWN January 6, 2014

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Fecal Friday

When you save up a few days worth of shit for a mighty Friday send-off.

Person 1: Hey, just checking if you’re doing alright health wise? I’ve noticed that you haven’t been as regular on your bathroom trips this week.
Person 2: oh, don’t worry about me, just saving up for a Fecal Friday.

by Snaguage November 10, 2021

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Fecal Dementia

A loss of cognitive capacities which is both pervasive and unexpected. Usually only lasts one day.

I am afraid I've developed fecal dementia. I can't remember shit today!

by Topiltzin May 20, 2011

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Fecal Rampage

The act in which a person (usually a man) strips naked and defecates on his hands; smearing it on his enemy's house or apartment door.

He then uses a lighter or match to light said door on fire, followed by intense babbling and other odd behavior. The person also usually claims to be a supernatural being, such as the devil incarnate or the candle-like character Lumiere from Beauty & the Beast.

The rampage is incomplete if he flees the scene or puts his clothes back on, seeing as how this would constitute a simple 'fecal fire'.

Did you hear about Rob? His girl stole his cell phone so he went on a fecal rampage over at her apartment. Set her door on fire and the cops found him naked and covered in his own shit.

by James Moon April 14, 2011

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