faux camping

An activity that involves being packed up by your city slicker friends and towed 4 hours away to an place almost as urban as the one you just left to spend the weekend in a "cabin" that is nicer than your own house. There you spend 2 days watching your city slicker friends occupy themselves with the hot-tub (what is so fun about sitting in hot water?), going to local wineries (ick), and fussing over there 4 small dogs who hate the outdoors and shake as if they having a seizure whenever they must venture outside the "cabin".

Boy, I sure am glad I had that extra $150 to drop on listening to you and your dogs whine every time there is a bug withing 35 feet. I LOVE FAUX CAMPING...not.

by catahoula_wv August 3, 2007

faux gritti

Grafitti that is generated by big corporations that masquerades as tagging and other authentic forms of street art. it is considered by many as a hybrid of real grafitti, that is deceptive, offensive, derivative, tasteless, disrespectful, unsightly, and unethical.

dat corporate ad on the wall of that building ain't no real tag. it's faux gritti, baby.

by oopppphhhh October 8, 2007

Faux Poo

When you hate your job so much that you pretend to take a poo when all your doing is playing on your phone.

Dalton doesn't like the job assigned to him today so he has been in the bathroom taking a faux poo.

by Oh Throbert March 29, 2015

Faux-Bo

(Prnounced Foe-Boe)
When a guy sits down and his pants arch up in a way that creates a fake boner.

John: what the hell mike? whats in your pants?
Mike: Dude, chill. Its just a Faux-Bo

by yolosaynono June 16, 2015

Faux Tolerance

Forced acceptance, approval and applause of beliefs that are different from your own.

"They continued to demand that I was being intolerant but their definition of tolerance was actually faux tolerance."

by IdiotRhino November 13, 2016

faux resident

when a tourist poses as a resident of the country they're visiting, because they don't like people to know they're tourist or just because they're pretentious.

They tend to act casual, don't ask for directions and try not to be seen with maps, guides, cameras, gift shop bags or any other item that can reveal they're on vacation.

"Every time I go to New York, I become a faux resident. I hate when people know I'm a tourist."

Hey Kim, I think that guy is trying to glance at his city guide without getting caught. He's definitely a faux resident.

by CommodoreD June 9, 2009

Faux Mex

Overly fancy Mexican fusion cuisine. Often found in high end neighborhoods of big cities

Him - How about Mexican tonight?
Her - We could eat at La Perla...
Him - Fuck that, no self respecting caballero would eat a lobster and prime rib burrito - that shit is faux mex.
Her - Then we should head to La Cantina for a bucket of Pacifico and beef and bean burritos.
Him - Nice call.

by jfburke619 October 13, 2012