pussy faucet

when someone/thing is so hot it makes a woman’s pussy so wet it drip

*can also be used ironically

exclamation: “ooh they so fine - PUSSY FAUCET”

irony: *sees person wearing crocs* “mhh, pussy faucet lol”

by garb galore April 10, 2021

Douche Faucet

When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.

Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!

Nik: What a douche faucet!

Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.

by Always 777 June 13, 2011

poop faucet

What you call someone's anus after they've eaten at a place such as Chipotle.

OH GOSH.. OH NO... I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT TACO BELL.... I THINK I GAVE MYSELF A POOP FAUCET.

by Sumica January 30, 2021

sloss faucet

I think you know what it is. Is it a faucet? Is it slossy? What does sloss even mean? Sloss faucet, your best friend.

Gotta love that sloss faucet

by Nickolas Mc.Phee January 23, 2024

Fauceting

When a person (typically female) uses either the bathtub or the shower faucet to stimulate the clitoris until orgasm is reached.

Before I had access to toys, fauceting was a safe, clean way to achieve orgasm.

by TayterFixedThtDefinition June 03, 2022

egg faucet

egg faucet is a person who has accomplished more then totalledword203 ever will

tyler: egg faucet is better then totalled
me: yes he is

by eggfaucet February 24, 2024

Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.

One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.

by QuacksO August 25, 2023