fart smith

A game in which one individual spontaneously declares another to be the "Fart Smith". All those in attendance are then obligated to try to fart before the Fart Smith does. Whoever farts first wins that round of "Fart Smith".

Michael is the Fart Smith!

by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007

fart smuggler

a fart that is held in the bowels of your anal cavity and is yet to be released till a more appropriate time.

i saw Hudson yesterday with Josh. they looked like total fart smugglers

by MC HUDMART November 14, 2010

doodoo nigga fart sex

where a nigga shits and farts while ejaculating on another nigga

Edwin: doodoo nigga fart sex me daddy Jadennn
Jaden: I have a piss kink so youll have to return the favor

by TheChumBucket? September 26, 2021

Fart Scout

When you have to fart but are unsure of if it will smell or not you let out a small fart as a test. The small fart is a Fart Scout.

I am so glad I let out a Fart Scout first because it was rank. I moved to another room to let it rip so I wouldn't make anyone sick.

by Mike67ChevyII February 5, 2012

fart shorts

Fart Shorts are the ratty, old sweat shorts you pull on after coming home from work and changing out of your really nice clothes. You fart in them.

Why are you using my fart shorts to wash your car, Dan?

by handle&&7 April 21, 2014

fart snatcher

Some one who follows their boyfriend or girlfriend so close they could catch their farts. Or not let them fart.

M y boyfriend is always right behind he is a fart snatcher

by Nick behan March 15, 2016

Fart Smoker

Someone who puckers up to a butthole and inhales the contents of the fart.

Yeah, Uriah why don't you come over here and smoke this fart you dirty fart smoker

by Gamache2 April 13, 2020