Dream Farming

The process whereby a DARPA employee plants words and phrases into a person’s subconscious. In a trial and error method of producing dreams when the subject is asleep. Also used as a form of interrogation.

The PHD Psychiatrist, with a Department of Defense Research Grant, spoke into the microphone directly into the the unknowing subject subconscious. Dream Farming for an answer to a question that they couldn’t ask in person. Violating the subject’s Constitutional Rights without him knowing it.

by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023

snow farming

when there is a lot of snow on the ground, you take a dump on the road. Then, when the snow plow is coming by, it smears it all along the road.

"dude, i was just snow farming the road."
"well now i know why my tires smell like shit"

by zambookster March 11, 2010

plankton farming

-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.

-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.

-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.

"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."

"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"

by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010

Wind Farming

When multiple people partake in the act of wind milling on one person.

"Jack was asleep last night, so me, Mike, Alex and Stevie started wind milling."
"Dude, that's wind farming.

by chiefwiggum198321 July 29, 2012

regrow farming

When you have the stupud 3-2 wizard and more 2-2 wizards

This noob is just regrow farming my rush

by BTD Battles April 3, 2017

clout farming

When someone uses social media or their influence good or bad to gather people to their way of thinking.

Bri is always clout farming on TikTok. The conservative is clout farming.

by Jvoice December 6, 2021

llama farming

This phrase comes from calling lots of drama "drama llamas." A person who does nothing but cause drama is a "llama farmer." A situation that causes lots of drama is a "llama farm." Doing something that causes drama llamas is "llama farming."

"Don't go near that bitch, all she does is llama farming! Nothing but drama."

by Aidan12066 January 27, 2010