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Shard farming

The act of digging in the carpet, usually by a tweaker, in search of small fragments of methamphetamine that were dropped. In most cases there is no methamphetamine found. A sure sign that this has occurred is nice, neat, little piles of trash several feet from one another on the carpet that have been raked up by the tweaker while on his or her conquest.
Carl, get out of the goddamn floor! Quit shard farming! You didn't drop any dope!
by Wurm82 November 30, 2018
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North Farmington High School

A cruel psychological experiment used on innocent children to study emotional patterns, attempting to figure out how fast everyone begins to hate each other and become physically violent.
Fred: “Yo did you see that fight at between those two girls yesterday at B Lunch?”

Matt: “I’m not shocked. It’s North Farmington High School. The experiment must have fucked their minds up.”
by Jewfoo58 October 14, 2021
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Step Farming

A term coined by Lightorias to denote long periods of running/biking in order to spawn items during Kaizo IronMON runs.
Light is always on a run and step farming Mt. Moon.
by Hippo1639 July 22, 2022
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farticus

A person who admits to their own farts, whether they be ashamed or proud of their fart.
*fart*
Ice : Gross who was that ?
Jian : You mean that wicked fart ? That was me !

Ice : You're such a farticus
Jian : I'm just proud of what comes outta me bruh
by Jian.B.S. February 19, 2017
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Mole Farming

Anal sex with a dirty partner that practices poor hygiene and a full bowel.
Dave picked up a guy at the bar and took him home and ended up mole farming all night.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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Prayer Farming

When a person of a religious leaning takes to their social media accounts to request prayers for themselves, a family member or an acquaintance. All in an attempt to gain attention for themselves and show the world just how bad life is or what a great and godly person they are. Prayer Farming can be compounded by VagueBook Prayer Farming when the Prayer Farmer will not state what the prayers are for, just requesting them of their social media followers.
Status of someone Prayer Farming: "Having a bad time. I can't go into detail. PRAYERS ARE NEEDED!"
by Mama Crass December 31, 2014
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beet farming

Fingering a woman while she is menstruating, esp. if it results in red stains on the fingers inserted into the vagina.
Bro 1: "Bro, your girlfriend is in a foul mood."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's cool though... I'll go beet farming later to help her chillax."
by DaveyHatred November 5, 2010
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