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Facebook 

A playpen for the retarded.
Person 1: All those worthless posts people put up on facebook... it's just woeful

Person 2: Yeah they're a bunch of smack talkers
Facebook by LexieMorison March 28, 2013

Facebook 

A social media platform that has an audience who only cares about likes and follows on their profile, but that's how Twitter and Instagram are as well.
Random person: do you want to join Facebook?
Me: no way!
Facebook by xgirlybooknerdx February 27, 2015

Facebook 

A site that people use to post selfies.
Facebook used to be good. Now it's full of people taking Selfies!
Facebook by HafuUD May 20, 2015

Facebook 

A place frequented mostly by older people that pretend to be the type of person they wish they were when they were 18 years old.

Where people that see themselves as some sort of village celebrity give hourly press releases as to what they have done or plan to do and the more normal of their friends can't look away as it's cringe worthy entertainment of the highest order!
"Where people that see themselves as some sort of Facebook celebrity"
Facebook by Suicidal_Blonde August 2, 2015

facebook 

An online social website were people about there life and food or how pretty they are.
oh im going to post my 5$ crappy food I got a mcdonalds and post it on facebook
facebook by Nokimia July 18, 2015

facebook 

facebook is a site for people usually with an iq less than 80 OR they are usually over thirty. perfect for stalking n poking.
chat on facebook tonight, yeah?
facebook by wellhello333 December 25, 2016