Horse Hockey

An old-fashioned sounding way to say "bullshit."

That's a load of horse hockey!

by AlgernonFTW June 05, 2009

hockey slut

A typical ice tart or puck bunny, but more aggressive. She'll screw the whole team and beg for more. You'll find them often in small Canadian hockey towns.

Hockey slut: "Hey baby, nice game. Wanna screw?"

by sparkplugs May 23, 2005

horse hockey

1 horse excrement

2. nonsense

(See also horseshit)

We don't care about any of this horse hockey, tell it to someone who cares.

by Light Joker March 17, 2005

Hockey-slap

Some sort of sexual reference. Can be used to replace anything dirty or a threat, but with a funny connotation.

"If you don't watch it I'll hockey-slap you so hard you'll forget your name."

by onaboat April 20, 2009

Anal Hockey

A game between two men played over 3 20-minute periods. To score a goal, a man must eject his semen into the other man's anus. The winner is the man with the most goals at the end of the game. A lot of strategy is used as it could take a long time for a competitor to reload a "shot".

Paulo won the anal hockey game 2-1 against mike, since he was unable to get a second shot on goal.

by BusterBill March 21, 2014

Russian hockey

Another term for the sport of bandy.

In Russia, bandy is often reffered to as Russian hockey.

by EliasG December 15, 2022

hockey flow

long hair pushed to the back unlike a mullet where the hair is shorter on the top shaved on the sides long in the back

look at his hockey flow

by the country kid August 01, 2014