When you have an insurance tracker attched to the OBD II port of your car that tattles for indiscrections.
I can't speed or that bitch Flo from Progressive will call my parents and rat me out for it. My car's been Flo-jacked!
by DrOtto July 14, 2017
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Florida whore. Florida's own type of ho, usually in a shit box Altima with peeling window tint, car seat in the back, sticker in the rear window that says something about being a "Queen", giant D&G Kardashian sunglasses, ranging in size anywhere from a Sherman tank to skinny but not toned, some type of neck tattoo with the date their brother died from a heroin overdose. Generally these people are able to recognize even from afar as their scent of Victoria's Secret cotton candy body spray mingled with Febreeze is pungent up to a 500 ft radius. Cleavage wrinkles on a 25 year old Flo-ho are not uncommon. Rarely seen at a social gathering without a hard seltzer in hand.
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Get the flo rida mug.A hip-hop/pop artist who makes really fun/catchy songs. He doesn't try to take himself too seriously as a rapper, but instead just makes fun music that gets the party started. He has made a few real rap songs in his career, but mostly he's just a fun carefree rapper. He's made songs like Low, In the Ayre, Whistle, Right Round, Cake, Elevator, Be On You, Sugar ETC. He is a master at sampling melodies from older songs and putting them together with newer sounds to create catchy hits that will get stuck in your head.
Guy1: Is Flo Rida a good rapper?
Guy2: He's not the most lyrical rapper around but damn his music is catchy af!
Guy2: He's not the most lyrical rapper around but damn his music is catchy af!
by Icy Wyte January 4, 2018
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