flaming ted

A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to a penis while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the entire package to burst into flames. See flaming susanne for vagina.

Hey Earl, would you mind helping me with a flaming ted?

by DB BN February 5, 2008

Flaming Matchstick

When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.

"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."

by Urban Andy February 1, 2009

Flaming Tiki

A Q-tip is placed inside the opening of a male penis. The end of the Q-tip that is not inside the penis is then lit on fire.

"Dang, that girl was kinky last night. She made me do a flaming tiki!"

by TRob93 January 19, 2010

Flaming Indian

When a man decides to surprise a girl with random anal sex. This is usually preformed at parties when a man sneaks up behind a girl, and gets her in the butt. The girl is most likely surprised and will yell something like ,"SHIT MY BUTTHOLE!" Or maybe, "HOLY WHALE-SHIT!" The man should then go on to howl like a ravaged indian, making strange calls with his mouth.

Anthony: Holy santa claus shit. I just gave madison a Flaming Indian.

John: Fuck, no way?!?!

Anthony: yeah, at first she was surprised, but then I think she liked it!
John: niiiiiice.
Jacob: i want a Flaming Indian....

by Johnnny3696 May 19, 2010

Flaming Leotard

When a guy secretly puts hot sauce on his condom and then fucks his partner in the ass.

George gave Melissa the "flaming leotard" and she had to wipe her ass with wet naps for a month.

by Professor Nubjob June 21, 2010

Flaming Jasper

an unpopular gay person.;

a person who has complete authority, but no one listens to them

you are the only gay person that girls never want to hang around with haha. ;

man I really hate Nichole, she's such a "Flaming Jasper" about this fucking project.

by DuckLuck and Daffy July 6, 2010

flaming cheese

Having sex too hard that her pussy ignites into a sizzling mess. After she spews you yell "OPA!"

Went so hard that i gave that bitch flaming cheese. So satisfying when I yelled OPA

by Cmamba December 19, 2013