When you give your partner melatonin because they are talking too much. Then, you fuck them into a coma.
by thecockyhen August 16, 2018
Get the The Melatonin Fixmug. A quick, low effort fix to a problem that only addresses the immediate symptom and not the root cause. This usually leads to other problems or recurring of the original problem.
Problem: The faucet in the kitchen is leaking.
Nic Fix: turn off the water to the sink, the leak stops. Side effect is that now the faucet doesn't work and in order to get water you now have to turn the water back on.
Real Fix: Repair or replace the faucet. Slightly more effort, but the right way to go.
Nic Fix: turn off the water to the sink, the leak stops. Side effect is that now the faucet doesn't work and in order to get water you now have to turn the water back on.
Real Fix: Repair or replace the faucet. Slightly more effort, but the right way to go.
by sully0321 June 23, 2010
Get the Nic Fixmug. Fix the Dishes is a common euphemism for “Getting laid” or “Fucking some bitches”. It originated in the mountain states of the U.S.
by TinaBitch July 6, 2020
Get the Fix the Dishesmug. When fixing, upgrading, or customizing a car, house, boat, etc. and one modification turns into several due to the unstoppable impulse to do more and more in order to make said item perform better, more unique, or more comfortable.
"Kyle said he was just going to put a new exhaust on his Trans Am, but now he's got the engine pulled, new seats, and a fresh paint job. It's essentially turning into a full restoration project."
"He's been impulse fixing."
"He's been impulse fixing."
by Axxis September 5, 2013
Get the Impulse Fixingmug. A random old man (fletcher) following teenage minors (TikTokers)
Asking them weird questions and telling them „tHe FaNs wAnNa KnOw“
Asking them weird questions and telling them „tHe FaNs wAnNa KnOw“
by “my future“out now, stream it! November 11, 2020
Get the Hollywood fixmug. The Former Guy's favorite entertainment channel, Fixed Noise, is a grave national-security threat and has anchor-goons who participated in Jan 6 terrorism and other Fat Nixon treason stuff.
by Uncle Joosie February 25, 2022
Get the Fixed Noisemug. Person- a true saint and true hero to American trade workers
Verb- the act of using your massive schlong as a hammer to fix objects that are broken.
Verb- the act of using your massive schlong as a hammer to fix objects that are broken.
Feller 1- Hey my wife is broken
Feller 2- no worries brokowski! I’ll fix it Felix to get the job done!!!
Feller 2- no worries brokowski! I’ll fix it Felix to get the job done!!!
by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 16, 2021
Get the Fix it Felixmug.