Ewan

A tall man who likes to secretly watch gay porn, he also has small ears

Oh no its that ewan

by Kickflip3 October 09, 2019

Ewan

a fucking ape who has the smallest dick and loveessss children

Hey look, its a ewan. Make sure to take your children away!

by jack2323 October 07, 2022

Ewan

ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod. In his clueless nature, he will never understand how to show affection and is completely indolent when it comes to trying in every aspect. This slow moving and good for nothing moron will neglect, mistreat and disrespect you on every level. He will gaslight and blame his inconstant and disloyal behaviour on everything but himself, so don't even think about confronting him about anything. Ewan will be thoroughly and unconditionally tiresome with his ambiguous language, constantly failing to see both sides of the story.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.

Me:"Gosh i feel as if i'm trying to draw blood out of a stone"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"

by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021

Ewan

He has a huge thing down there and is very cute and sexy! All the girls r after him !!

Dang! Your boyfriend is a Ewan your so lucky

by Ethan hayyyy November 24, 2021

Ewan

Ewan is the biggest discord mod you'd ever find. He is obsessed with anime girls and sleeps with a body pillow every night.

Girl 1: Where is Ewan?
Girl 2: Collecting discord kittens again...

by Analbeedmastern January 25, 2024

Ewan

Ewan is a discord mod who leads his kittens to him by playing his flute like the pied piper.

Ewan pookie please don't howl

by Analbeedmastern January 24, 2024

Ewan

The office manager when Nik and Ben are not in the office.

Hello Ewan, you are more senior than Marc in this office.

by devey March 02, 2022