Hipster Engineer

A young person, typically male, in the San Francisco Architectural Engineer community that thinks they are both a professional and local hipster. A Hipster Engineer is typically identified in office environments by their large unkempt mustaches, tight pants and flannel shirts. Thick rimmed glasses are a plus in the wardrobe.

His Hipster Engineer persona did not go well with the SOM team.

by DXLM8T8sm8kBRxWJlnojbfz18AqMw December 2, 2014

Plumbing engineer

A fancy title that a plumber, often affectionately termed a 'drippy' or 'pissy' in the UK, may like to give themselves. This is a gross misconception, they are merely a plumber.

Jim: "I've got a new job!"
Bob: "Congratulations mate, what work is it?"
Jim: "I'm going to be a plumbing engineer."
Bob: "Fuck off mate! You're gonna be a plumber, you jumped up cunt!"

by Asshole5001 December 8, 2017

Pizza Production Engineer

A pizzeria employee tasked with the saucing, cheesing, and topping of pizzas; One who tops a pizza.

The Pizza Production Engineers were responsible for assembling and cooking your pizza.

by BlackDeathJackal September 9, 2010

GHETTO Engineer

Using urban ghetto techniques to solve a problem.

My main man Geoff fixed his sump bizump using a garden hose attached to the sump pump with a sock. This guy is a true graduate from the school of ghetto engineers.

by polarbigi March 6, 2007

Chemical Engineer

One who does for profit what a chemist does for fun. See also Prostitute.

What's the difference between a chemical engineer and a chemist?
about 20 grand.

by Aboganza January 20, 2004

chemical engineer

A motherfucker who sold their soul to hours upon hours of endless studying and crying because they want to make bank starting out of college. Done so in only 4 to 5 years.

Little Billy decided to become a chemical engineer. He hasn't laughed or smiled in 8 years.

by whyGodwhyyyy February 13, 2012

Disgruntled Engineer

A person who claims to be a mad scientist, but is actually better at inventing things. Usually derogatory in the scientific community.

Have you heard of Dr. Insano, the famous mad scientist?

Nah, he's not a mad scientist, just a disgruntled engineer. He doesn't even use proper testing methods!

by Xeretsym February 7, 2010