emptiful

(adjective)

Fully, or completely empty.

Larry: "Woah, this parking lot is emptiful!"
Dave: "I wish I brought my rollerblades!"

"Bob drank all the beers and left the cooler emptiful."

Pierce: "Perhaps Diane's head is as emptiful as we thought after all."

Farood: "So, is your glass half full, or half empty?"
Jonah: *drinks up*
"Well, now it's emptiful".
Farood: *poker face*

by Zacci May 4, 2017

emoticonotional

1: of or relating to emoticons
2: excessive use of emoticons

Laura: "I was like all :) and then you ;) so gave you a :* which made you get all >:) so the next thing you know I am :O your \o and you said you were going to :P my (@)now I feel all :D"

Jason: "Stop being so emoticonotional and come see me"

by Burberry Booty Bandit February 22, 2008

emoticontradiction

When someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.

An example of emoticontradiction:

Person 1: I'm a much bigger fan than you!
Person 2: Yeah right! XD ='( =P =S
Person 1: You didn't have to bombard me with smileys! =O XP

by Atomik Spongeface October 10, 2008

emoticonversant

"emoticon conversant". One who is literate in using emoticons and smilies (the text or graphic kinds) in emails, forums, chats, etc. (Some also use the term when referring to those conversant in the use of chat acronyms such as LOL, WTF, etc.)

It's the antonym of being smilame ("smiley lame") or being an emoticontard.

POSTER 1: I can't tell if people on this board are trying to be being funny or if they're just retarded. Be emoticonversant, people!
POSTER 2: Yeah, people should use smilies more. Just 'cause it's funny in your head doesn't mean anyone else can tell you're trying to be funny. How hard is it to add ;-) to a post?

by shibb0 October 12, 2008

emoticonstipated

Adjective describing a person's state of mind when they overuse emoticons in a text message or im conversation.

"Check out this text message! Jeez, he must be really emoticonstipated!"

"I like getting texts from my girlfriend, but sometimes she's just so emoticonstipated!"

"I was so emoticonstipated last night, so I sent text messages to everyone in my phone. I feel a lot better now."

by :);):(;( October 10, 2012

emoticookie

A cookie depicting an emoticon

I made some emoticookies for the holidays, sugar cookies decorated as emoticons. That way I can give cookies according to how I feel!

by Ninjadoll January 17, 2014

emoticon jealousy

Jealousy over a friends awesome use of emoticons.

Want to go for a 🍺?
Aw man Mohammed is so awesome in his use of emoticons I have emoticon jealousy!
or

My iphone 4 sucks, I need to upgrade to a iphone 5 to get cool emoticons.

by Pennyiswicked April 2, 2014