Elf School

1.a title given to any seemingly stupid or useless occupation.

Person 1: hey i heard you started a business..what do you do?

Person 2: Im a tree climbing consultant

Person 1: (shakes head) Elf School huh

by Lava Ranks March 13, 2010

Elf Army

In Ireland, it's the Irish citizens who work overseas and travel #hometovote in hopes that once they are economically stable they can come back to an Ireland that is the culture they want it to be. For votes on gay marriage and abortion rights they arrive at the last moment, often paying hiked up Ryan Air and Aer Lingus airfares, to fight against the Dark.

The Elf Army: Colm O'Regan twitter 11:04 PM May 21 2015:

The #hometovote is like when you're watching The Hobbit and an army of elves you'd forgotten from earlier in the film arrive over a hill.

by eidelon8 June 9, 2018

Elf Bitch

This is an insult. An Elf Bitch is wimpy, An Elf Bitch is just like a normal Bitch but with the added benefit of being an Elf. Having big pointy ears and a bad personality.

Legolas is an Elf Bitch, he is also kind of rude.

by WednesdayBoii May 20, 2019

Elf Shoe Tits

A woman's breasts that have the similar curviture to the shoes commonly worn by elves. They start out straight and slightly curve upward

guy 1: "Did you see her boobs at the party last night?"

guy 2: "Yeah,kinda wished i hadn't, she had elf shoe tits"

by KEITH ST0NE November 22, 2011

elf on shelf

getting a blow job while sitting on a higher position (table ) or bureau and girl get her head same height

I sat on the mantle, like an elf on shelf while my girl gave me a blow job standing up

by dolbery October 9, 2017

Elf Wood

The best place to look at pretty pictures drawn by normal people.

Go to www.elfwood.com NOW!!!

by colorguardhobbit September 29, 2004

Elf BZ

A girl with elf-like features.

Hi this is my girlfriend, she goes by the name Elf BZ.

by manonthemoonj April 2, 2009