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(This is just a paragraph for her but you can see how she is when I talk about her here)she is the best person you could ever meet, she’s so sweet, caring, loving, and so perfect. I’m glad I have her in my life right now and she makes me the happiest girl ever she brings out the best of me. Literally no one is better than her. I love her personality and how open and honest she is, and she’s loves and cares for me too much like how did I get so lucky. She’s so important to me and I beyond love and care about her too much. I would do anything for her. I will always try my hardest to comfort her when she needs me and to make her happy. I’ve never loved someone this much, she’ll always be in my heart. I have a special place in my heart for her that I have for no one else but her. I hope she stays in my life forever. I’ll always and forever love her till the end <3 . -y
by under.ur.moms.bed February 17, 2022
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EDEN

A good band from Atlanta, Georgia.

which has former grundig/cold band member Sean Lay on guitars

Lead vocals of Garrett Freireich

badass bassist Stephen Brink

and drummer Chris Wilkes

Check them out... You Know You Want To

www.EdenAtlanta.com

Get back to the garden…Get back to eden.
by Jon February 1, 2005
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eden

A complete whore who likes to wear very very short dresses and flaunt her whoreishness. She thinks she is the hottest shit and though many may agree, there are many more who secretly hate her. Many guys will say the only thing she has going for her is her long,sexy legs, beautiful ass and nice body. As those things may be true, her personality sucks !!!
Girl 1: Look at her dress!
Girl 2: Yeah it's almost as short as Eden's.!!!
by Gretchen Weiner234567 July 7, 2010
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Eden Wan

He is a god and he can get any girl with ease. He 'Massachusets Slurpees' any girl he sees, including your mom and sister. He loves Apples of Edens and is the only thing he eats. Eden Wan is a guy who loves soccer and loves looking at girls right beside them.
"Damn son, he is such an Eden Wan"
"Yeah, I wish I could be an Eden Wan"

"When do you think you'll become an Eden Wan?"
"No one can be as good as him, girls or anything!"
by chiniese emporor December 12, 2017
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Mc Eden

A RARE Mc Donalds delicacy. A sandwich constructed by replacing the bread from a McRib with 2 Apple Pies.
I can't wait for the McRib to come back so I can make a Mc Eden.
by Shelfed_D March 17, 2010
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Eden Hazard

A football player from Belgium. Currently plays for Chelsea. Famous for his world class dribbling skills and also for having a fat ass.
'Eden Hazard was on fire today, scoring one goal and assisting in another.''
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'
by redberet October 20, 2018
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eden, nc

Nestled in the foothills of the Blue Ridge mountains, Eden is one of the shittiest towns south of the Virginia border. During daylight hours, many of their convenience stores have glass stem roses and chore boys in the same display cabinet. The largest competition in town is the race to see which is worse, the dropout rate, teen pregnancy rate, unemployment rate, and crime rate. At any given time, you'll likely encounter trailer urchins in squatted trucks with straight piped exhaust. Likely they are blasting shitty trap music while getting road head from an underage girl they more than likely picked up at Sheetz or Walmart. At one time, Miller Brewing was a prominent employer in town, but God left town the day they left. For fun, residents enjoy the Eden Inn, which was voted best place to overdose in the county! Shoplifting from Walmart is also a popular pastime idea, and although Miller Brewing is gone, the locals like their beer the way they like their violence: Domestic.

God himself tried to clean the place up with a tornado in 2017, but the tornado must have been high because it hardly cleaned up anything. When approached for comment, he replied that he just didn't see why a perfectly good EF5 tornado should be wasted on the town when the opioid crisis is slowly but surely thinning the herd.
Did you see the crime report? Eden, NC is tripping

What I love about Eden, NC is stepping on a heroin syringe shortly after being called a motherfucker by a 9 year old
by Charliefoxtrot15336 October 13, 2019
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