Easter Island 

A nick-name for a really ugly big person with a huge head/neck. Also called Easter Island Head or Easter Island Face

Hey look here comes easter island, his head is huge.

Easter Island by blahblahblahblahblahughhhhh November 4, 2009

easter-pig  

An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marke r eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.

Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"

Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"

easter-pig by Jennifiend July 20, 2008

Easter Surprise 

When a man is fucking a girl in the vagina and switches to her asshole, she screams out of surprise and you shove an easter egg in her mouth and yell "SHUT UP AND RESPECT JESUS, BITCH!"

Dude 1) My dumb bitch girlfriend wouldnt shut up during her easter surprise party.
Dude 2) What a disrespectful bitch!
Dude 3) She is so un-christian man.

Easter Surprise by DEGOUCH1 April 28, 2009

easter bunny 

super fucking hot stud

damn bruh that dude was almost as hot as the easter bunny

easter bunny by yumcuminmytum August 29, 2020

easter bunny 

This one takes either a very droopy set of balls, or a nasty butt slut. You put your balls in the ass of the girl while having intercourse.

Just like the easter bunny, you gotta hide the eggs!

easter bunny by Neil B September 19, 2008

easter bunny 

the act of sticking hot hard boiled eggs in ones ass and launching them for distance.

We played easter bunny and now my rusty muffler is killing me !!

easter bunny by slap nuts May 3, 2006

Easter Bell

The european (specifically French) version of the Easter Bunny. Except it's a bell. A giant bell that goes from house to house giving kids candy. wtf? It first came to North Americans attention when David Sedaris (the homosexual writer) pointed out how ridiculous a bell going from house to house is. However, the idea of a bunny is just as pathetic.

Here we have the Easter Bunny, but there they have the Easter Bell.

Easter Bell by toee April 29, 2006