easter candy

A large female stuffed into clothes that are far too small.

Ted: Man, that sure is some nasty easter candy.
Bill: I know, marshmallow peeps are disgusting.
Ted: Not those, I mean that fatty in the tank top over there.

by Station April 28, 2004

Easter Feaster

When you make a way more than neccessary amount of food on easter.

Man 1: "Dood what are you doin today?"
man 2: "Nothin man, just havin an Easter Feaster at my place with my roommate"
Man 1: "Nice!"

by BC32 April 4, 2010

Easter egging

When a person dips their balls in colored dye, then paints another persons face while they are sleeping.

"You shouldn't of passed out last night bro.."

"Yea I know, the guys Easter egged me pretty bad. I didn't even realize until I got to work this morning."

"..Im so sick of them Easter egging me, people keep wanting to hide me for their kids.."

by A-MAHFUGGIN-J February 11, 2013

easter massacre

after Easter when you eat a bunch of chocolate Easter bunnies and the shame that follows.

Just had an easter massacre and felt horrible about myself. Those bunnies didn't know what hit them.

by thevaticancity April 12, 2023

easter trail

When you shove as many cadbury easter eggs in your own anus that you can fit then take public transportation around the city while it melts throughout the day.

"Dude chill out it's not shit, it's just an easter trail. It's a joke for my youtube channel. quit hitting me bro"

by Summers Sausage April 20, 2019

Mara Easter

a girl who likes to hunt for grasshoppers while shoving beatles in her ears, because she likes to hear them crunch. sometimes for fun, she will throw old people in front of trains that are coming at high speed so they will die. then, she and her fellow crow friends will go eat the remains and have a picnic. Sometimes Mara's enjoy dancing in the naked around trees with fruit growing out of it.

That girl is so fucked up, she's basically a Mara Easter.

by marasfriend7 May 1, 2011

Easter Blessing

Sex from behind where you crush /melt a chocolate egg between you

I've been drinking since 12, ain't nobody getting an Easter Blessing tonight!

by BiggaPoppa April 6, 2023