early morning

2 hours after you wake up. No mater what time you woke up.

"dude! its noon already"
"what? no! its still early morning"
"..."
"I woke up an hour ago"

by thatgirlthatlivesinqatar December 31, 2011

early

a way of sayin "right now" or "soon"

"holla at'cha girl EARLY!"

by thizbthablaqchik November 2, 2003

Early Times

The Official Cabin Whiskey of the Cal Ski Team.

Shot for gaping! Step up to the shot ski and grab the Early Times!

by Cal Ski Team #1! January 2, 2009

early tails

cocktails before happy hour--usually before 4 p.m. in most localities

I'm on vacation--its early tails every day for the next two weeks.

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

Earlen

A truck driver who can never admit that he's wrong. Mr. Perfect!

That man is an Earlen!

by Asia Homes February 21, 2009

Early Shopping

Drinking before 9 am, usually done on a Sunday or random holiday with a small (4-5) group of friends and family. Translated from the German tradition of Fruhshoppen.

hey man why are you leaving the party so early?

"I have to get up tomorrow and do some early shopping"

by PooFacer August 19, 2008

early morning shit

A shit that you have to take less than 15 mins after arriving to work. Alot of times it can get you in trouble with the boss because they have no idea where the hell you are.

Barbara: Have you seen Jenny this morning?
Jay: No I haven't. Have you checked the bathroom yet? She could be taking an early morning shit.
Barbara: God damnit!

by Speakerbox12 June 1, 2016