Stock Exchange

To put one's anus directly adjacent to the anus of another and then defecate, achieving penetration with the stool.

My date was passed out and i had eaten a whole box of cereal, so i gave her the ol' stock exchange.

by the bingo September 29, 2008

Excuse Exchange

When two struggling artists who claim to be anti-corporate meet unexpectedly in a corporate environment where they clearly work. Suddenly a need to justify their presence arise and both make excuses to the fact.
Typical for musicians, artists, writers, actors, etc.

I ran into Jim in the lobby at work this morning. We had an excuse exchange since I told him I'm a professional musician. All he could talk about was how he was only at the gig part-time but his acting is "really taking off".... yeah right, just like my music career! Busted!

by Rudy Goetell August 3, 2007

WallStreet exchange

The act of farting directly into someone else's asshole.

As Kelly relaxed on the couch, I laid quietly down behind her and she bacame an unwilling participant of the WallStreet exchange

by HershySquirt May 6, 2016

The Foreign Exchange

The Foreign Exchange is where a male ejaculates in a females mouth then she spits the seman back into the males anus

"Dude Stacey is so crazy, we did the Foreign Exchange"

by https://kidshelpline.com.au October 16, 2017

real exchange rate

(ECONOMICS) ratio between a country's foreign exchange rate and the real purchasing power of its local currency.

The actual exchange rate between (say) the yen and the US dollar tells you nothing about the relative strength of the two currencies. The US dollar buys 92.57 yen (17 May 2010) right now, which sounds like a lot. But $100, converted into ¥9,257, only buys $71 worth of actual goods & services. In order for the yen:dollar exchange rate to reflect real purchasing power of the two currencies, the US dollar should be able to buy ¥130.

The real exchange rate for the US dollar against the Japanese yen is 1.41 (meaning the yen is costlier than the dollar in real terms).

The recent (March-May) fall of the euro against the US dollar has brought the real exchange rate of the two currencies into approximate parity.

by Abu Yahya May 18, 2010

Arabian gift exchange

When two people playing Call of Duty noob tube each other.

Ray: Did you kill him or did he kill you?
Ziad: Both. It was an Arabian gift exchange.

by dehdjer December 6, 2010

Foreign exchange

When a woman dumps a man for a wealthy foreign guy purely for money.

Mary: see you've completed your foreign exchange

Nicola: yeah it was the best value move I've made

Both women cackle

by Jonah34 March 29, 2013