Typical Emenim:
"I hate life!!
That's why I rapped about your
wife!!
That's why I can rap about hate!
And complain about my screwed up fate!!
F**k you all, who listen to me, because I'm drunk and I've got to, like, totally
pee.
I can rap so damn
good!
And my fakeass attitude makes me sound like I should!
If I wanna be accepted by blacks from da hood!
Maybe I oughta get with
Dre and grovel!
Like an old lady that hobbles!"
Typical dumb
crowd:
(Repeating Eminem
lyrics, thereby insulting themselves.)
Typical Eminem haters:
(Keeping
silent, since EMINEM insults his fans enough, anyway.)